Wednesday, June 30, 2010
I'm pretty sure that heaven will be a lot like North Carolina.
There will be beautiful tree's and the glory of seasons.
We'll be able to frolic in the mountains (without worry of bears).
We'll swim in the sea (without worry of sharks).
To say that I love this beautiful state would be an understatement.
There is one fatal flaw: (for the second summer in a row) I cannot find Creamsicles.
All right, fatal might be a tad dramatic, but I can't find them.
Actually that's not entirely true.
I did find the slow-melt, sugar-free, mini-size Creamsicle bars, to which I say: what! and ever!.
Listen. Why do we have to go an mess up a perfectly good and delicious treat by trying to make it "good for us?" Its ice cream people!!
And I don't even want to know what they do to make it "slow-melt."
For heavens sake.
Just give me the fully-loaded, high sugar, real cream, regular-melt deal. Its not gonna have time to melt anyway.
Wow. I should just tell you how I really feel, huh?
Anyway, like I said, North Carolina is God's country... but I'm pretty sure heaven will have Creamsicles.