Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Conversation with The Mister

"I know you have just been chomping at the bit to hear this news. So I think you might want to sit down when I tell you this."

"Oh really? What is it?"

"Yeah, I mean, I figured you would've already heard. It's all over the internet. But seeing as you haven't said anything I thought I might tell you myself. You know, so you won't feel like you were the last to know."

"Sure. What is it?"

"Nicole Richie is pregnant."

Silence. Confused look...

"Who's Nicole Richie?"


Lara said...

Oh well that is so obscure, but I'm sure he knew Star Jones finally admitted to gastric bypass surgery! Like we all didn't know already!