Wednesday, August 24, 2005

I'm No David Letterman

TOP TEN THINGS I CAN DO NOW THAT BOTH CHILDREN ARE IN SCHOOL:

10. Clean the closet I have been meaning to get to for the last 8 years.

9. Loose that last 5 pounds of "baby fat".

8. Listen to music that doesn't have anything to do with Barney, Veggie Tales, or Wiggle's.

7. Go to the bathroom...alone.

6. Read the last 5 years of Good Housekeeping that is still wrapped in plastic.

5. Save $425.77 on the "food" budget...since I won't have to buy "kid-in-tow" extra's.

4. Work on that food budget.

3. Address and send the "We Have Moved" cards I ordered in March.

2. Stand outside the window of the kindergarten room until the principle tells me I might want to go home.

1. Chill out and know that the time will go quickly.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Take kleenex with you cuz you will and I will need them.
Love
Mom

Anonymous said...

My typing skills are really bad-what I wanted to say was you will need the tissues,I cried my tears many years ago, so I know what I am talking about. Even though your brother swears I dropped him off and ran. Kiss them for me,tell them the time will go fast too.
Granny